it's a rule as solid as sir isaac's three laws: the britos got no tongue to tell the difference between sushi and a mass of rice glued together. especially when it comes to the choice of christmas food.
yet, to be honest, pagan/ atheist formosans've got as much talent as the britos have, just only when it comes to the christmas food.
this year, to catch up the spirit:

a bow of instant noodle, branded 'yammy', of a favour of miso chicken ramen. it's a wired science experiment to put chicken into miso ramen already; it's even a courage one to buy it and try it.

just pour boiling hot water in and voilà. easiest science ever.
   
the one and only advantage of the noodle soup against the british christmas meal can be suggested in the conclusion of this research that the left-over is smaller in size.

merry christmas!